Potion Description Generator

Descriptions for potions, magial or mundane. Or in a few cases just disgusting.

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The azure liquid. It smells like excrement, but tastes like cherries.
The boiling, glowing, oily substance that is ebony in color. It smells like spit, but tastes like earwax.
The boiling, swirling, viscious tonic that is azure in color. It smells and tastes like mud and butter.
The bubbling, slimy substance that is obsidian with purple oddiments. It smells and tastes like lime.
The bubbling, thin liquid that is gray in color. It smells like sugar and green pepper, but tastes like grass and bread.
The bubbling, viscious elixir that is blue in color. It smells like lettuce, but tastes like spit.
The copper liquid with azure accretions on the bottom. It smells like red pepper, but tastes like vegetables.
The frothing potion that is yellow in color. It smells like vomit, but tastes like mead and lettuce.
The frothing, glowing, oily potion that is red in color. It smells like cherries, but tastes like butter.
The glowing potion that is scarlet with blue oddiments. It smells like fruit, but tastes like melon.
The glowing, oily substance that is black with jade flecks. It smells and tastes like fish.
The gold substance. It smells like coconut, but tastes like rot and cantaloupe.
The indigo substance with ochre glows. It smells like wine, but tastes like bread.
The moving, glowing, chunky tonic that is gold with cyan flakes. It smells like tea, but tastes like ginger.
The smoking, glowing elixir that is ebony with obsidian streaks. It smells like acid, but tastes like bile and spit.
The swirling potion that is yellow with amber streaks. It smells like lemon, but tastes like ginger and mud.
The swirling, reflective, viscious substance that is indigo with green flecks. It smells like walnuts, but tastes like cream.
The thin elixir that is ochre in color. It smells like melon and bread, but tastes like nuts.
The transparent fluid that is silver in color. It smells like cream and candy, but tastes like raw meat and peanuts.
The watery draught that is silver in color. It smells and tastes like cooked meat.

 

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