Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the telepathic robot hippos!
Release the stealthy shrimp powered by atomic energy!
Release the radioactive spiders with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the shape-shifting mind-controlled sneaky mules that feed off of fear!
Release the crazed radioactive cyborg foxes with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the invisible super-intelligent psychic yorkshire terriers that can control minds!
Release the minature berserk mechanical yorkshire terriers with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the psychic shrimp that spit poison darts!
Release the genetically-engineered insane telepathic porcupines!
Release the shape-shifting crazed ninja genetically-engineered sloths with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the giant single-minded demonic pandas!
Release the anthropomorphic ninja turkeys with laser eyes!
Release the giant supersonic mechanical sloths!
Release the psychopathic regenerating mechanical poodles!
Release the supersonic oxen with poisonous breath!

 

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