Wacky Gadget Generator
Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.
My future Sanctum plans are here. Grab the data archives here!
Gadgets
Carbon Jockstrap
Computerized Sweater Controller-o-meter
Cryogenic Suppository Biodetector
Electromagnetic Moccasins
Electronic Chemical Yodelerorg
Flamboyant Electronic Sneezer
Gyro-stabilized Klein Bottle Joker
Gyro-stabilized Onion Transporterator
Gyroscopic Graviton Hot Pants
Gyroscopic Heliostinker
Internet-enabled Hummus Trapperizer
Knitting Internet-enabled Stinker
Lipstick Blaster
Moronic Internet-enabled Retrorocket
Passenger-side Neutron Cryobelcher
Rainbow Moleculoadapter
Tile Nuclear-powered Nucleocalculator
Tripod-mounted Rainbow Aerosensor
Tripod-mounted Wacky Detonator
Wine Geobullet
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