Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the enormous single-minded monkeys!
Release the hateful shape-shifting roaches armed with machine guns!
Release the mind-controlled radioactive mice!
Release the regenerating sneaky radioactive robot bears!
Release the armored horses that can control minds!
Release the insane berserk psychic oxen!
Release the crazed psychic rats!
Release the enormous telepathic cyborg swans that can interface with electronic devices!
Release the genetically-engineered super-intelligent iguanas that feed off of fear!
Release the genetically-engineered insane berserk wildebeasts!
Release the invisible platypi armed with machine guns!
Release the supersonic psychic swans!
Release the radioactive berserk vampire squid!
Release the super-intelligent vampire housecats!
Release the psychic demonic possums that are immune to bullets!

 

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