The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Alchemical Chant of the Milk Spirit
Amazing Storm of Stupidity
Astral Pus Assault
Astrological Incantation of Diarrhea
Aura of Bad Hair
Cause Ranting in Fanboys
Disc of Salad Dressing
Dominate Female Impersonators
Etheral Chant of Snot
Hermetic Storm of Cola
Invoke Bad Hair in Panhandlers
Necromantic Blob of Anal-Retentiveness
Slay Yogurt Demon
Spank Cheese Golem
Unholy Chant of the Accountants

 

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